The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #19833   Message #3500265
Posted By: GUEST,sarex
07-Apr-13 - 09:32 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Parody of 'Where the River Shannon Flows'
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Parody of 'Where the River Shannon Flows'
Oh ye'll find na Chinese laundries where the Shannon River flows
for those dirty rotten Irish, they never wash their clothes
you'll find no end of sewage and dung of every kind
but ye'll na find clean white washing hanging out on any line.

Oh the men are filthy scoundrels and drunk for all their lives
they sell their kids for whiskey then beat up on their wives
they breed with sheep and cattle and do it all the time
then wash their filthy privates off in pails of turpentine.

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