It was the birthday of the oldest man in the old folks home (or whatever they're calling them this week). His cronies decided to give him a classic gift, so they hired a stripper to pop put of the birthday cake. She was a stunner, too. The birthday boy sat and stared, along with all his buddies. The lady happily said,"I've come to give you some super sex!" The man thought a moment and said,"I think I'll take the soup."