Tie me choirboy down sport
Tie me choirboy down
Pass the vaseline jar sport
and tie me choirboy down

Let me fondle yer bum Chum
Let me fondle yer bum
It's just some innocent fun Chum
Let me fondle yer bum

Put yer hand on me dick Rick?
Put yer hand on me dick
Jiggle it fast up and down Rick
Put yer hand on me dick

Any more?
(don't be rude though)