The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3502565
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Apr-13 - 10:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Why does Amos expect me oft to post
When he goes running off the most?
While I stay home and cut the grass,
Clean the cesspool, kick some ass,
Deal with the VA, pound the cable,
Swab the decks and clean the stable,
Do everything that must be done
To keep poor Mother number one
In our hearts and in our lives
Amos goes on the oddest drives!
Tomorrow morn, in pouring rain,
I'll go cut the grass again
Then after that (for duty calls)
I'll with my wife go to Twin Falls
And there, where the Snake drops and tilts,
We'll go and view some pretty quilts.
But I a netbook shall take along
So Mom can have a post or song -
A poem, perhaps, like this one here
While Amos soaks his face in beer.
Yes, in the inn I'll online be
And post as I can -- you wait and see!