Right. Let's get one thing straight. I am not Jasper Broadbent and I have never used that pseudonym on Mudcat or anywhere else.

I might remind Don, it's not so long ago that he accused me of posting a highly offensive comment on another thread. I don't know what the posting said because it was removed before I had chance to read it. Even so, one of the Mudelves killed Mr Wyzywig's accusation stone dead by pointing out that it was posted by someone other than me.

Perhaps the said Mudelf would be good enough to check the Internet Protocol source of Mr Broadbent's postings and confirm that they are not coming from me.

Perhaps, in the ordinary run of things, I could have expected an apology from Mr Wyziwyg. Perhaps, considering the person I was dealing with, I was right not to hold my breath.

I would be very careful, the pair of you.