Janie... I posted this yesterday on another forum...

I have followed the "proper" directions from Health Canada as to how to thaw a frozen turkey the last three times I thawed a turkey. This time, I gave it an extra day in the fridge as their recommendation didn't work well previously. I took it out a few hours ago after starving myself since breakfast in anticipation of a HUGE scrumptious scoff only to find out that it was the farmer's favourite turkey and he had named it Snowball on accounta it was still fuckin FROZE! Cold as ice and couldn't even spread the legs... minds me of some lasses I dated. At least with Snowball I can look forward to some good eats tomorrow.

Soooo... Snowball will be at the party around 16:15 AST. He's still chillin but he'll warm up to the idea.