I reckon y'all hoity-toity boys up yonder in the north think we are a bunch a hicks down here in Missersippi. My brother, Bubba, and his wife/my sister-in -law/cousin, Susie Molly are jist plain burnt up over y'all's attitudes. I told em y'all jist didnt know no better, cause all them media pepole make us look bad and all y'all believe what you hear on them TV contrapshions. And my daddy, Big Daddy, and his new girlfriend, Aunt Ruby are gonna sue them Tv people for defamation for makin all us look bad.

My other brother, Bubba joonyer, aint so wurried bout y'alls attitudes, cause he says if yall aint frum Missersippi yall aint frum shit.

Bubba joonyer is a wise feller, dont ya think?

See yall in a week or so!

khandu