"Paper ballots are .... well .... quaint."

That's what a lot of people say when they are putting down folk-music. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I'd have thought a sensible way to go woild be a paper ballot which is marked with a pencil for the Presidential election, and maybe a couple more choices, and a multiple-choice one with punch-cards for the rest.

From a dictionary: Chadband n. Unctuois hypocrite (person in Dickens's Bleak House) That seems about right to me.