I am really in trouble with the Canadians right now. Little Hawk keeps trying to make me do pushups as if he thought I was some sort of soldier in his own special army, and not only that but he imaginates Chongo into violating our treaty and calling me names. I am sure Jack the Sailor is irritated with me for my semi-agnostic stance, and I haven't heard from Peacer in quite a while.

Maybe I should do a PR and Peace Tour through the Provinces.



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