Castigated means having yer bollocks chopped off. Thought everyone knew that. Sheesh.

Now Musket. You should know better than to offer me an open goal (a term I use advisedly, in the event...) by mentioning Chris Waddle. I will refrain from embarrassing you further by not mentioning the egregious penalty miss of his that precipitated us out of the 1990 World Cup. :-)