Amos, you could always run for political office.

My brother lost his bid to be Mayor of Athens. That's AYE-thens, like in Illinois, not like the one in Greece or Ohio. He won't run for a political office again, he says. I told him he was wise, for it would give him more time to enjoy drinking and playing the trombone (he does both at the same time because he's got talent).

Stick around, Joe. You never know what'll happen here next.