The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3505839
Posted By: Amos
19-Apr-13 - 01:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I am getting in touch with Sister McPhee, who lives nearby, to see if she can intervene and get his sorry ass into a dry-out program which she runs in a bunch of chicken coops on her back acre. The aspirants are rigidly schooled in religion, abstinence, prayer, humility, and basic farm labor techniques. They help with farm chores in exchange for their extensive enlightenment. I have been told they are maintained on a healthy diet of oatmeal, peanut butter, rice and kidney beans.

SIster McPhee and I go way back, having been wild-eyed hippies back int he Sixties. We lived together in a large refrigerator carton under the Golden Gate Bridge, and sang folk songs to tourists for handouts, up in North Beach. What a life, eh? Of course that was before she got religion.