Guest: qadzbork

These are the words I have dragged up fom memory of the 1950/60 era:

Last night I hired a full dress suit
to go to a full dress ball.
The trousers the were far too long
the jacket was far too small
In order to make the trousers fit
I cut six yards(!) away
and as I danced around the floor I heard the people say:

(What did they say?)

Chorus:
You're losing them, you're losing them
lift up your trousers high
Whose are they, whose are they?
My G** you;re a H*** of a mess!

Repeat chorus