Wishing to talk to me? You started a few threads in order to keep me smiling. You said so in the one about Americans not knowing how to use the language we kindly left you with. (You still owe us the duty on a few cases of tea by the way)

I for one have problems asserting myself to be right. After all I don't have the self righteous conviction of religion to fall back on.

(Got there in the end. Our salty swashbuckler requires religion to creep in the debate. He just loves to be indignant. )