Luckily on the occasions he stayed with us he had Rosemary with him to keep control.

But your story doesn't surprise me. In my early RN days, sleeping on a mess deck with a bunch of other lads, we frequently had a phantom pisser who would do it in someone else's boot!

Years later, when ashore in the Chief's mess at Lossiemouth, we had one who crept into another Chief's cabin and pissed into his wardrobe!

Neither of these would have been Cyril. Too late for him. But it shows that the problem is not unknown in the Navy, and probably elsewhere too. Perhaps there is a song or two about it not written by Cyril?

Tone