Hey, Wacko Jacko. You appear to like spouting other people's real full names when you feel got at by 'em. What your real full name, eh, Wacko? Come on now, lad. I feel got at too and I want to use your real full name, don't you see? Jack V. Lad? Jack O'Alltrades? Jack B. Nimble? Jack Sh*t? But worry not, me old sea dog. We don't mind if you carry on slagging off real names while you hide behind cowardly anonymity. It don't half cast us in a good light next to you.