The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3509119
Posted By: Rapparee
26-Apr-13 - 09:11 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Of course. And I have to protect the customer from predatory activities by the business. For example, no mattress is allowed to have a hole in it, especially if the hole goes into the springs.

Now, if the customer wants a bris via the springs a whole new set of rules come into play and I have to bring in a mohel.

And green young men must also be protected. For example, no one can use a blackjack with a force greater than 800 newtons when rolling a customer who is under 24 unless the customer is Irish or Canadian or a banjo player. In the first two cases a force greater than 1,000 newtons is allowed due to skull hardness and in the last any force can be used as there is no cognitive function to damage.