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Thread #59418   Message #3509939
Posted By: Amos
28-Apr-13 - 11:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Theyre was a Knighte, who travel'd farre
Sir Tyffiquette   yclept.
And ne'er a sin or uncouth word
Would add he to his debt
Untille the knighte in passing by
A Touwere, tall and sere
Became he snared in Realitee
At the hands of Guenivere.
ANd with her Wiles she did ensnare
His mind much to his woe,
WIthe flashinge Eyes and low-cutte Blouse
She caused his pulse to Growe.
And though he fought a manly Fighte
He could not break Himme loose.
For in the hands of a Damselle Fayre
Sir Tyffiquette was no use.

Geoffery of Mulholland
Third Chaucer
as translated by A.,
First Vowel