When she was young, before the gender-bender operation, Chonga's mother was most disappointed in Chonga's inaccuracy in poop-flinging. Right hand, left hand, either foot -- never could hit anywhere near the target. Then one day, after a dinner high in fiber and flatulence-inducing vegetables, Chonga's true weapon of accuracy was discovered when she bent over to pick up an uneaten scrap of termite and she blinded the leader of the pack.

That's why they called her
Pooper of the pack.