The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3510079
Posted By: gnu
28-Apr-13 - 08:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I called an old friend because of your earlier post, SRS. I had garden fever again this year but, in the past, my health is my annual excuse for not getting the job done. Looonnnnggggg story. Then, I thought.... I don't need to rent a tiiler and have him spare my back. I need to be a injuneer... an idea man. Hmmm... I eat yoghurt that I buy in 650ml plastic containers. I have a knife. I have a yard*. Why do I need any help or a gas powered rigginfriggin?

My idea may never work, but I am gonna try it. If it does work, I'll get my 15 minutes.

* A yard which I bought from a neighbour of my family home. A yard in which there was a garden that *I* tilled, as a young boy, with shovel and pitch fork, choking on the smell of FRESH horseshit (large, GREEN horsefies with every disturbance) and cowshit and sheepshit.