since the piper insists on playing "What do you do with a drunken sailor" during our Christmas gig on the streets of Skaneatlas - I've come up with this Christmas song.

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A CHRISTMAS GOOSE?
(Parody - What do you do with a drunken Sailor)

What do you do with a Christmas Goose?
What do you do with a Christmas Goose?
What do you do with a Christmas Goose?
Earl-i Christmas Morning?

First you pluck it then you baste it!
First you pluck it then you baste it!
First you pluck it then you baste it!
Earl-i Chritmas morning

Way-heigh, it's delicious!
Way-heigh, it's delicious!
Way-heigh, it's delicious!
Earl-i Christmas morning!

Then you stuff it and you bake it! [etc]

Carve it thin and serve with gravy![ETC]

That's what you do with a christmas goose![etc]