Dog: I'm learning to cook, and I want to make a dish everybody can enjoy. So tell me what your favorite food is.

Aardvark: Ants!

Horse: Oats!

Wolf: Sheep intestines!

[[[later]]]

Dog: Well, what do you think?!

Aardvark: Hmmm....

Horse: Hmmm....

Wolf: Hmmm....

Scotsman: Och! Bonnie haggis! And I love the wee black crunchy things!

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Alex