Joe -

I once actually tried to read a complete EULA.

By the time I got through about 9 levels of "restrictions in *** included by citation" and hit around 900 pages of fine print I got so scared by all the things I couldn't do with the program I dumped the whole thing and purged my computer.

(Tried to get my regular shaman to exorcise residual demons, but he was doin' a sweat lodge that weekend. He did send me a turkey feather and said "pretend it's off an eagle and wave it around and you'll be okay.")

Probably won't ever try that again - although I still skim the first couple of pages on most of 'em.

John