The bytes go creeping by, Eudora The net has broken down again. I'll get my mail today, Eudora, But I'll be damned if I know when
For the mail comes in as slowly now, As when I was on AOL. But with the mail that's coming in now I think it may be just as well.
The spam comes pouring in, Eudora; A never-ending siren's song. If all of it were true, Eudora, I'd have a Thing 15 miles long.
They sell you stocks and bonds and girls, And boys, and condos by the sea. I don't know where they got my address, But like some old drunk, they just won't leave me be.