Insulting Spaw here is kinda like walking into the Clampett's house and insulting Granny - who Spaw greatly resembles. Keep in mind that Spaw is grumpy because he has one body part that can only be seen with an electron microscope - and another bodily orifice that could swallow North Dakota { which it greatly resembles }. Currently he is working on a project for the government that we hope will turn his gaseous emissions into a renewable energy source. Whether this will be considered "green" energy is still being debated.   

I've known him - and his real name - for close to 15 years. He's a fine example of a citizen that I'm proud to know. He's a little like Mother Teresa, Jr Samples and Donald Trump all rolled into one.

Now that I've filled you in let's all get back to trashing each other - and please - let's continue to let nameless "guests" dominate the conversation.