Descarte and a friend were having a few drinks in a public house. Noticing that Descartes had finished his drink, the friend asked, "Rene, would you care for another?"

Descartes responded, "I think not."

And vanished!

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The Dalai Lama walked up to the counter in a hamburger joint and told the lad in the paper hat, "Make me one with everything."

When the lad delivered the hamburger to him, he handed him a large bill. The lad put it in the till and closed the drawer.

"Uh--where's my change?" asked the Dalai Lama.

The lad responded, "Change comes from within."

Don Firth