The British. Ah yes, the British. A self-made race, thus relieving the Almighty of a terrible responsibility.

And the Irishman, of course. He doesn't know what he believes in, but he's willing to fight to the death for it.

Mayonaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in lieu of a state relegion. (Bierce)

The Scots; who kept the Sabath. And anything else they could get their hands on.

And, of course, he Welsh. They prayed on their knees on Sunday and on their neighbors the rest of the week.

And what can one say of the Germans that isn't either the truth or a compliment?

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