There's the immortal: "it was in tune when I bought it". (haven't heard that one since 1972).
Or the other one "if I ever get this in tune, I'm going to get ir welded".
And agin: "this is a Chinese number, called 'Tu-Ning'"....


And who could forget "this one's unacomplished".....

Hello! we're the Symbolics. I'm Sym....

And who can forget all those happy evenings ending with the traditional "thank you for having us tonight, and if you haven't had us yet don't worry we're working our way round"

 to all of these.