The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3518891
Posted By: gnu
24-May-13 - 02:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
How can anyone in orange be taken seriously?

I awoke to a serious bloom boom of Mum's apple tree. She's purrrrdy! And that means Hummingbirds! The King Of Birds.

We train squadrons of them in aerial support tactics at the largest ground warefare training base in Her Majesty's Commonwealth, CFB Camp Gagetown, New Brunswick, Canada. Of course, the largest at the moment is ICF Base Afghanistan but that is a temporary base, the life of which is dependent upon funds and the patience of the citizens of the respective participating coalition nations excluding Afghanistan who don't get a say in the matter. At CFB Gagetown, they are taught Hummingbird Warfare... dart in and dart out, in and out, inoutinoutinout. They become a blur. When fully trained, they are sent as far as South America on extended recon which can last up to 8 months every year. They wear the coveted Red Ascot, symbolic of the red Maple Leaf. Next time you see one, SRS, best make sure you are not up to anything suspicious. They are licenced to peck you in the back of the head.