I got this on (and many others from Peter Langston's 'Fun People' e-list.
Forwarded-by: Nathaniel Poor
From: Fun People

Here's what Henry Wadsworth Longfellow would have written:

Listen, my children, don't dare ignore,
The midnight actions of Bush and Gore
In early November, the year ought-ought,
Hard to believe the mess they wrought.
Two billion bucks of campaign bounty,
All came down to Palm Beach County.
What result could have been horrider
Than the situation we found in Florider?

Line Breaks <br> added. Glad you got your cookie back, Ray.
-Joe Offer-