Steven Shaw, I have been reading this thread, and I see that you are a Christian who has fallen from grace. We here at the Pickle Lake Bible Church of God have welcomed many like you. You've been led away from the path of righteousness by earthly temptations. So many sinners convince themselves that they've found happiness and contentment by the light of day, only to lie awake all night, wrestling with their conscience. Is that the life you want to lead?

You say that you are a scientist. Did you know that Christ was a scientist too? I know this because there used to be a "Church of Christ, Scientist" over in Pickle Crow, but the minister had a run in with some bears and went back to Thunder Bay. This was years ago. Pickle Crow is a Ghost Town now, and the minister is selling Amway
Products and Burglar Alarms. It just goes to show you what can happen.

The Pickle Lake Bible Church of God welcomes people of all faiths. We have to, because there aren't any other churches up here. A lot of Catholics come up here and ask, "If this is a Church, where are
the nuns?" I say, "We have none." They never think it's funny. Then I have to say something to get them to come back, so I ask, "If there's only one God, why do you need more than one church?" This gets them thinking, and I give them the old "One-Two Punch" and say, "And we've got the only God in Northern Ontario."

This is not strictly true. The First Nations have totems poles full of gods. They fish with harpoons, too. Are you and that Richard Dawkins going to tell them they are delusional? Good luck with that.

Anyway, abandon your Godless ways and embrace the Redeemer today. You'll be glad you did!

Pastor Robert "Blessed Bob" McBride
Author of "Satan's Got Your Family Jewels"