Hahaha, you gato!
You going cwazy with gelato!
You make me laugh an' laugh a lot-o,
Oh, you such a cwazy gato!
You belong in the land down under
For putting Dibses on yo' numbahs
You think its cool, you think its svelte
But wait until yo' numbahs melt!
Haha, you cwazy gato!
Quit messing with gelato!
Change yo' ways, change yo' tone,
Make yo'self an ice-crea cone!

Charley Marley, Crazy Gelato Boy from the 1981 smash hit album "Islands in Ice Cream".