Oh, I forgot to tell you that Grampa said the upside down cross was okay because Episcopalians are not superstitious. My grandfather was a good Christian because he lived as a Christian. He didn't go in for any hocus-pocus. Or any hypocrisy. We had pipes at his funeral.

And he loved cats. We had a lot of cats. That's why I know there's no such thing as a mudcat. Cats are very clean. They clean themselves actually. And they're very cute doing it.