Elmer's takes a while to dry and then peels off skin, but I imagine it would be pretty icky.

Eliza, I imagine the whole thing is a very clever bit of humor. I'm just thrilld to find this sort of thing at Amazon
Looks at the "Customers Who Viewed This Also Viewed". Productes include "A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates", "How to Avoid Huge Ships", "Uranium Ore" and "Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff" (By David Hasselhoff), and "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification".

The description of the latter:

"A must-have for anyone with a passion for shopping carts and a love of the great outdoors.

In The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America author Julian Montague has created an elaborate classification system of abandoned shopping carts, accompanied by photographic documentation of actual stray cart sightings. These sightings include bucolically littered locations such as the Niagara River Gorge (where many a cart has been pushed to its untimely death) and mundane settings that look suspiciously like a suburb near you."