These straight-tax postcard returns seem just the thing. Then all the wage earners can send in their postcards and support their country like good, law-abiding citizens. Simple, straightforward, no loopholes.

What about those people who don't make their money by working for wages? You know, those wealthy folks who make money by investments and inheritances and owning businesses and gifts from Daddy and political contributions from Super PACs? What about them?

And if we abolish the IRS, who's going to keep those wealthy people honest and make sure they pay their fair share of taxes?

Oh.