Joe Offa missed out the "lost verse" which was not on the hit recording due to time restrictions (a 3 min slot on the radio)

"Old men in tank tops,
Cruising the gift shops,
Checkout chakeetas down shore.
Dreaming of weight loss,
wish they could be their own boss,
These three day vacations become such a bore"

And I am a Parrothead, from the UK - we formed our own chapter over here for a while and the tee shirts read P.H.U.K. (Parrot heads Uninted Kingdom)- they were a BIG hit in Margaritaville Orlando. Wish I could go back again xxx