Has it occurred to you that, perhaps, the reason most US citizens are blissfully unaware of Canadian politics is that you guys are doing it right? You don't rattle swords. You don't imprison 10% of your minority male population. You provide your citizens with guaranteed health care and you don't spy on them for no reason. You are a model for how a country should be run. If you want US citizens to pay attention to you, you're going to have to fuck up every now and then. Commit some atrocities. Have a few scandals. Invade Liechtenstein for dubious reason. You're not going to get any air time on Fox News by being the quiet kid on the second row. You have to be the loud-mouthed asshole in the back of the classroom.