I am, therefore I think. Or not...in some cases.

Rapparee? I have an important announcement. I have decided that my argumentation is worth something. In fact, I think it's worth a great deal. Therefore, I am not going to argue with people on this forum any longer unless I first receive the going rate. I expect to be well paid to argue. I just thought I'd let you know. Remuneration can be forwarded through Paypal. I don't take personal checks. Not after that last one of Amos's bounced. No sir.