Ah more name calling.

Hypocrite! You've done a ton of name-calling yourself in the last couple of days in two threads. Do yourself a big favour and stop bleating about this.

Mr. Steve Shaw,

You do two of the three worst things possible on internet fora, Name calling and skimming. I'm not about to let you add stalking outside the forum.

I wouldn't stalk you if you were the last man on Earth. Sorry to deny you the compliment.

Do you want my name so that you can stalk me on online or are you planning to pay me a visit?

Nope. Even though your house would be easy to detect, what with all that smell of bullshit around it. I'm asking you your name because you're apparently denigrating another member for some alleged lack of transparency over names, yet you choose to keep your own name a mystery. Hypocrite! But don't worry. Even if I knew your name I wouldn't come near you with a ten-foot bargepole.

You do not even have enough sense to keep what is between me and Ian Mather between me an Ian Mather.

God, that's a laugh and a half. You have chosen to air this particular load of dirty linen in front of the whole forum. If it's between you and him, then why are you involving the rest of us by forcing us to read your silly and petulant remarks to him, all too publicly if you ask me?

I should also like to add that using "fora" as the plural of "forum" is pointless, ludicrous and thoroughly pretentious.