Apparently this wonderful memorial to Lady Thatcher is to be in Central London. Really it ought to be in Alderman Roberts' shop in Grantham, complete with an animatronic miner being truncheoned and a white coated fibreglass Roberts with his thumb on the scales. Plus songs from the Methodist Hymnal wafting through the ether. And a repeating recording of "No, No, No, No, No".

There could be a £20 charge for admission, concessions £30 (benefit scroungers, disabled etc.) The souvenir shop could feature handbags from Mrs Cameron and copies of "Self Help" by Samuel Smiles (printed in China). One armed bandits would be sited at strategic points.

But Of Course It's Easy To Mock Isn't It.