Thanks for the words, Alan. I may even use it this week when I play, with these couple of extra verses I just made (I may just wake up in the morning and think them naff!). Anyway, for better or for worse, here they are:

But there's one thing that I just don't get
If the stain is still stuck on the dress
She needs to have a lesson
About cleanin', washin', dressin'
'Cause her personal hygiene's in a mess

Now that old Bill he is a-stewin'
I wonder if this tale will be his ruin
There's been talk of business bribes
And all sorts of bad vibes
For it ain't just Lewinski he's been screwin'