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Thread #151015   Message #3526400
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
14-Jun-13 - 12:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Can all Athiests be lumped together?
Subject: RE: BS: Can all Athiests be lumped together?
I seen discussions like this many times in bars, but they usually don't last nearly this long, and furniture ends up gettin' broke. Anyways, while contemplatin' my whiskey here, I come up with another way to lump all the atheists together.

We make 'em all dress in velcro clothing, see? Whenever they bump into another atheist, they'll get stuck to each other. After awhile you'll see clumps of 'em standin' around at intersections and in hallways, all lumped up together. In time these clumps of atheists'll have to be moved outta the way, maybe into holdin' areas like public parks and vacant lots.

Other atheists will wonder where their buddies are, and they'll go to those places and likewise get stuck in the clump.

After a year or so we call out the military, round up all them separate clumps and transport 'em to the Nevada desert so they won't get in other people's way.

That oughta do it. I will see about enactin' legislation to achieve this after I get elected, so help me God! ;-D Ook! Ook!

- Chongo