The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3526489
Posted By: gnu
14-Jun-13 - 03:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
No Northwest Passage, Rap?

I used to get drinks sent to my table and people tell me my music was great when I was about 40 and had a beard... I looked uncannily like Stan, right down to where the beard doesn't grow. Except, I got nicer choppers. One of the lads that used to play tin whistle or geetar duets with me on Hran at kitchen parties nicknamed me Stan. I even sounded a bit like him before Dr. Pal shoved one a them there fancy surgical thingy whatsits down me troat and saved me talkin voice and perhaps me life.

Hehehee! The worst part of that whole slice and dice was that he told me to be absolutely silent for at least four days and a week (or more) if talking hurt or sounded odd when I tried to speak AND NO singing for a month. That was not possible as I was married to whatshername at the time. Even tho he said all that in post-op recovery to BOTH of us all, she wanted to do was pick a fight as usual. Bitter after all this time? No. Only when I think about being married to her.