I should've really said "insubstantial as a dry fart in a hurricane". It woulda sounded grittier. ;-)

Chongo is thinking of starting up a line of T-shirts with a caricature of Bobert on the front, looking idiosyncraticly hillbillyish and slightly wacky, and the legend "Where's Bobertz?". I think such an item would sell quite well, maybe become a huge fad all over the country.