- You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.

- But the plans were on display...

- On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.

- That's the display department.

- With a torch.

- Ah, well the lights had probably gone.

- So had the stairs.

- But look you found the notice didn't you?

- Yes, said Arthur, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".