I know one called Trinity if that helps. Or at least I used to. Ironically she married a vicar and they went off to run a missionary in a country where the locals will all happily convert so long as they give them wells, irrigate fields etc.

Our religion will have none of that shit. You do the frighten them with fire balls and dire prognostications, I will be in charge of collection plates and imposing our beliefs on politicians.

Trinity can make us cups of tea and wash up. After all, she is only a woman so not much point in training her to be one of our bishops. We will have plenty of time available to watch Sheffield Wednesday beat Liverpool in the cup because we won't have to spend our Saturdays conducting gay weddings either. You don't have to put up with all that shit when you run religions apparently.

Wish I'd thought of it before. My song writing will be easier too, just repeat vague mantras over and over again till brain washing sinks in.

Best not recruit choir or altar boys though, just in case....