We do need a gospel, Musket. Do you think think we can start by working the doubting-Thomas ploy on people who deny ball lightning? I'm also working on forcible recruitment procedures in maternity wards (which could include the ritual removal of the left ear pinna of all infants) and a fear factor. Maybe a night out with Ann Widdecombe for venial sins and two nights outs with Ann Widdecombe for mortal jobs...or, maybe, nights in...