It goes without saying that you are blackballed too.

For the 1000th post I am declaring a religious public holiday this Thursday. This side of the pond, its how we do things and over in the ex colonies, I work on the principle you don't get enough of 'em.

Not that I am being populist you understand. The true path demands blind faith rather than scrutiny.

Steve, I tried going to B&Q to get some nails and timber on Sunday afternoon. They had just shut, something to do with those heretic bloody Christians. I smell a conspiracy here.

Where is the promised land we need to lead our people to? Hillsborough obviously. .....