Hillsborough? Land of Empty Promises? Now there's a novel twist I think I could live with....

Musket, I've just had a thought. We need martyrs. People really loyal to the cause that everybody gets at all the time. That stuff's headline-grabbing in a way that ball lightning clearly isn't. Obviously, you and I would, in other circumstances, be good candidates, but we can hardly envisage wiping out the leadership (though they managed it with Jesus...hmm...) We need compliant thickies, fast...

And miracles fer chrissake. We need miracles. Are there people on this board we could raise from the brain-dead? We urgently need to brainstorm that one when you get back from your hols. Find stuff we can jump in the pool and swim with. While you're away, see if you can locate a potential shrine of some kind...



And not bloody Hillsborough...