We could always use Wembley. Twenty years since I was last there but the true path is always lit and all that tosh. Your lot used to venture there occasionally too for that matter.

I don't know about willing martyrs though, because faith requires a degree of hypocrisy and Mudcat brethren are far better at preaching it than actually living the dream. Some of the armchair socialists are as bad.

That said, we could always drug a few and use them as sacrifices. I know it is illegal but religions don't have to obey the same laws or sense of propriety as normal people, so if it is what our god says, we can ignore UK law, same as with equality, child abuse and tax affairs.

Miracles. Get back to you on that one. Although since becoming religious, I can get a morning glory without assistance? You see, we priests can get all personal in public. Its what we do....